Pants on fire

I'm a liar. My driver's license says so. I used to be a really big liar when the little box that declares my weight said I weighed fifteen pounds less than I actually did. Shame on me, right? Well, I showed that little weight box! Since April, I have lost those fifteen pounds and more. I guess that makes me a liar still, by the state's license standards.

But this time, maybe I actually could set some of my old pants on fire...as they no longer fit.