Dear November 3rd Sprinkler User...

...It's that time again. Time to turn off that sprinkler timer and let your lawn die. I promise, come April, you can get all sorts of Spring-fevery and start watering the sidewalk along with that tiny patch of grass again! But for now, let's say goodbye to green and say hello to freezing temperatures and blankets of snow. I'm not happy about it, don't get me wrong, but want to know what makes me even more unhappy about Winter, November 3rd Sprinkler User? Slipping on new, man-made ice that shouldn't be there in the first place.

Sincerely,
A lowly commuter, just looking to walk to the TRAX station without harm befalling her