Status updates--Facebook style.

I've found myself thinking things to myself in the form of Facebook status updates. It's kind of ridiculous, eh? Here are just a few that you might enjoy from the last few days:

* ... hates it when drivers turning right try to give drivers turning left the right of way. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE!

* ... just bought The Black Donnellys on eBay for only $8.95. Booyah.

* ... needs to sew a new snap on her shirt because the one on there keeps popping open and leaving things not so "up to the imagination."

* ... doesn't want to give you her phone number, creepy boy.

* ... started reading Harry Potter VII again because there's so much she forgot!

* ... laughed so hard when her 17-month-old niece fell asleep reading the coupon book.

* ... thought about calling the constable to see if he's served that dumb girl her court papers yet...but that thought only led to "the constable's responstable..." which led to a Mary Poppins sing-along in her head.

* ... wishes you could figure out how to edit a word document, old man. Are my instructions not clear?!

* ... loves little Oreos. I feel kind of like Cookie Monster just stuffing my face full of them, though...

* ... wants a magical, self-cleaning bathroom. Poof! Sparkling...

I'm kind of pathetic.